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Any human wearing a diaper
"You sure are Mommy's little terd factory"
"Gross! Grandma is a walking terd factory!&q..
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Vulva parted, apparently in a welcoming manner.
D.H Lawrence, Sons and Lovers:
"Eh, oop, our Mam," he essayed, stripping off..
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A major fart.
Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?..