Belgian Goggles

What is Belgian Goggles?

Where a gentleman places his testicles over the eyes of his sexual partner(s).

"I gave the missus the belgian goggles last night

She didn't put up too much of a fight"

See belgian, goggles, testicles, gonads, nuts, scrot, eyes

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