What is Belgianoid?
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The Belgianoid BETA version was constructed by the IBM Corp. (Idiotic Belgian Machinery), originally as an enhanced coffee maker. Sadly, the device was so logically deficient that it could not even carry out this task and receeded into a state of Anti-Logic; which rendered the Belgianoid's extreme stupidity extremely lethal.
The Belgianoid BETA version has destroyed all its attempted follow-up projects. It destroyed the Germanator 3.11 with its immense stupidity, but at present it is unknown whether or not it is destructive enough to wipe out the Germanator XP.
"The Belgianoid is paranoid," cry the townsfolk.
"Wot??" Cries the Belgianoid; decimating the town with his extreme stupidity.
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