What is Belgium Dip?
1.
When you have so much diarrhea that the toilet bowl fills up and the tip of your penis dips into the crap (usually by accident), so it has a nice even coat of shit on it when you pull it out.
Employee 1: "I felt like shitting all day long, but somehow held it... and when I finally shitted, I nearly flooded the toilet in milkshake consistency shit"
Employee 2: "Oh damn, did your junk touch your shit?"
Employee 1: "Yeah dude, I gave myself a Belgium dip!"
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2.
after sex or recieving head, blow your load on the floor, then take your partner, tip them upside-down and dip their head in your jism
when i went to her house last night and saw she had woodenfloors, i had to give her the belgium dip
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When you bob for apples with a tea filled bucket with cum filled balloons floating around
Brian Wallace had a Belgium Dip party but he was the only kid who showed up
