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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey..
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NoUn: (ZaAp PHASH-UN) 1. MaDd KKKrAzY PHUIN!!! PhAt PhaNtS pH aShIoN!!!!!!!
2. SWIRLY PANTS FoR MaDd KkKrazy Kids!!! AND KITTIE LINES!..