Belhaven

What is Belhaven?


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A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.

Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.


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