What is Belhaven Ale?
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A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords nectar. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your
Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.
Random Words:
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A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)
Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm..