What is Bell Atlantic?
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Used to be a cable provider, until a merger with GTE changed its name (and quality of service) to Verizon. In the good old days before snobby representatives, disappointing service, and high prices, Bell Atlantic not only had a cool name, but was awesome.
*sigh* Verizon sucks.
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