What is Bell Canada?
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Ma Bell.
One of Canada's largest telecommunications companies.
At some point in your service with Bell, be prepared to have at least one massive screwup with your account. Also, please don't call and repeat your story multiple times. They understood you the first time.
No, not every female agent you speak to is Emily. We do not sound like the automated system, stop screaming at us as though we are.
"I have phone service with Bell Canada. They charged me $99 to install a jack!"
"Bell Canada supplies my internet; they're throttling the speed so I can't download at optimum speed."
"I HATE /&?$*&)"$)*&/$ BELL CANADA"
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