Bell Canada

What is Bell Canada?


1.

Ma Bell.

One of Canada's largest telecommunications companies.

At some point in your service with Bell, be prepared to have at least one massive screwup with your account. Also, please don't call and repeat your story multiple times. They understood you the first time.

No, not every female agent you speak to is Emily. We do not sound like the automated system, stop screaming at us as though we are.

"I have phone service with Bell Canada. They charged me $99 to install a jack!"

"Bell Canada supplies my internet; they're throttling the speed so I can't download at optimum speed."

"I HATE /&?$*&)"$)*&/$ BELL CANADA"

See bell canada, bell, canada


99

Random Words:

1. An uber fag, usually a person who thinks they are 1337 but everyone agrees, is not. Holy shit you see those h4x, that guy's a fage..
1. When a person has to "pinch a loaf", usually every day at 9:30am "Jango had to 9-30 real bad and almost didn't make..
1. Used in retailiation, the female version of the superman. She removes her tampon during her menstral cycle and proceeds to rub the tamp..