Bella Swan

What is Bella Swan?


1.

1. A character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight

2. A pretty swan

3. A random act of clumsiness or stupidity

3. I pulled a Bella Swan today and accidentally went flying over the sofa.

See edward cullen, tactless, clumsy, twilight, stephenie meyer

2.

The main character of the book twilightby Stephanie Meyer.

A lot of people wish they could be Bella Swan.

See twilight, edward cullen, forks

3.

The personification of Stephanie Meyeras written by herself if she was as popular and perfect, as she wishes she had been in high school.

Essentially perfect and lacking any sort of flaws or personality, as to make her easier for teen girls to identify with, though, in reality, it just makes teen girls focus more on Edward Cullen, driving the popularity of a shitty book even higher.

"Bella Swan? Isn't that the girl who hangs around Edward all the time?" "Who cares, Edward is there."

See twilight, edward cullen, bella, idiotic

4.

The main character in the Twilight saga, AKA he most annoying bitch in popular English literature. She's whiney, shallow, has a superiority complex, and is a necrophiliac.

She's also a Mary Sue that most people love anyway.

Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!

Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?

See bitch, slut, necrophiliac

5.

Bella Swan is a whiny cow in the Twilight Saga

Bella Swan: oh no, edward and jacob both love me.

-whinge whinge-

-cut-

See bella, swan, cow, whiny, ungrateful

6.

A character from the poorly written 'Twilight' Series.

It would have been sp much better if James would have killed her..

bella swan is just as boring as edward they belong together.

See twilight, bella, swan, edward, cullen, meyer, bad, writting

7.

1. A character in the Twilight series

2. A painfully obvious Mary-Sue

Bella Swan is such a sueish character!

See sue, bella, mary-sue, perfect, stupid, clumsy, bitch, shallow


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