Bellamyitis

What is Bellamyitis?


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Illness only contractable in the slums of Cardiff, Newcastle and the east end of Glasgow.

Symptons include: a hunched back, shrunken penis and high-pitched voice.

He caught Bellamyitis and was never the same again.


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