What is Bellarmine?
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Short way of saying Bellarmine College Preparatory. An extremely upper-class private all-boys high school. They hold "mixers" in which they steal all the girls from my school and invite them to a dance. Many people call Bellarmine "gay", as it is an all-boys school, but what they fail to realize is that the kids from bellarmine will probably be our bosses one day. Whatever, I still hate them.
All the girls are goin' to the Bellarmine mixer tonight...no fun tonight.
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An all-guys Catholic high school that features liberal philosophies combined with conservative policies.
Dr. Dalton's lecture the other day about Cesar Chavez was something to think about... while I was picking up trash in the quad being caught for not shaving my face by the
Tropical Cowboy .
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A kickass highschool that raises some kickass men. Usually some queefbags 'round the water cooler call Bellarmine guys "gay", but we'll see whose laughing when we control whether you eat or not, bitch.
Hey lets all bow down to the Bellarmine guys!
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An awesome highschool, home of the Bells. Many people state it being "gay" because it is an all boys school, but they are very close with two all girl highschools, so it evens out. Plus Bellarmine kicks ass in academics and athletics.
Everyone knows that Bellarmine is the best, they just don't want to admit it, those assholes.
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Bellarmine College Prep is Americas future. It's student body is made up of the sons of the Bay Areas most enlightened families. It has consistenly produced world class water polo, swimming, and cross-country teams, and produces students who go on to be the cream of the crop at Harvard, Stanford, Yale etc. Plus the girls love us, weve got 60 days less school than CA public schools, the tuition is lower than most other local private schools and the experience of over 150 years has resulted in an unmatchable level of competence in our administration and policies
That guy from bellarmine is better looking, more athletic, smarter, wittier, richer, happier, better respected, more worldly, (but no where near as humble) as that lame spoiled St. Francis lancer.
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Has a great water polo program, typically one of (if not the) best program in the state of CA. Until 2004 when they sank to 3rd in Norcal. Whoops.
Bellermine water polo is damn good, except in 2004 when they lost to the semifinals of the John Schmidt Tournament to Clovis West, and lost the chance to claim top spot in Norcal.
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northern california private school which is known for mixers in which the most action a pres girl will get (or wants) is from her fellow classmate.
Mom: guess what honey, your dad and I are going to send you to Bellarmine, where you'll SUCCEED!
8th Grade Boy: NO MOM! THEY'VE BRAINWASHED YOU TOO!!!
Bellermine water polo is damn good, except in 2004 when they lost to the semifinals of the John Schmidt Tournament to Clovis West, and lost the chance to claim top spot in Norcal.
Mom: guess what honey, your dad and I are going to send you to Bellarmine, where you'll SUCCEED!
8th Grade Boy: NO MOM! THEY'VE BRAINWASHED YOU TOO!!!