Bell-cheddar

What is Bell-cheddar?

The accumulation of bacteria underneath the foreskin (see 'smegma') of a male human or ape, often appearing cheese-like in both smell and taste.

Boyfriend: do you want anything from the supermarket?

Girlfriend: yes, get me some cheese.

Boyfriend: ok cheese it is.

Girlfriend: wait no.. i can still taste your bell-cheddar in my fucking mouth. forget it!

See smegma, bell, end, cheese, cheddar, smeg

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