Bellend Edit Meaning

1.

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')

2.

The end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a wank

get ma bellend in your mouth bitch

3.

1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.

2. A complete idiot.

When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.

4.

1. the glans of the penis

2. a humourosly named tent

3. the end of a bell

1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged

2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!

3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!

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5.

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

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6.

A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".

johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.

7.

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."