Bellend Cheddar

What is Bellend Cheddar?


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the white/yellow cheesy smelling smegfound under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.

"whats that minging smell?"

"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"

See smeg, smegma, cock cheese


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