What is Bellini Day?
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A holiday in celebration of the prophet Bellini. Many years ago, before the Big Traffic Jam, a man named Bellini went to the store to buy a jar of buttermilk. Pausing to gaze at the majesty of an empty parking lot, Bellini was struck by a rock and died. On the site of his death, a buttermilk tree miraculously sprouted.
This is going to be the best Bellini Day ever!!!
Random Words:
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To snort an alcoholic beverage up your nose.
The klondike spike got me drunk faster than drinking that shit!
See spike, klondike, alco..