What is Bellini Day?
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A holiday in celebration of the prophet Bellini. Many years ago, before the Big Traffic Jam, a man named Bellini went to the store to buy a jar of buttermilk. Pausing to gaze at the majesty of an empty parking lot, Bellini was struck by a rock and died. On the site of his death, a buttermilk tree miraculously sprouted.
This is going to be the best Bellini Day ever!!!
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More than a mere cocksman, an Iron Cocksman wields his cock like no other, using it as both a wand of ultimate pleasure and a rod of abs..
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Getting owned in the face.
Man that guy got nomikowned...
