Belly Button

What is Belly Button?


1.

that thing that collects lint in the middle of your tummy

hmm i'm hungry i wonder...

See chello

2.

The place where you umbilical cord used to plug in when you were a little fetus. That's how you got nutrition from Mom.

When they snipped it off, it made an ugly scab, on your belly whuch healed and left a little knob about the size of a button. If they didn't trim it enough, it's an outie, and if they trimmed it weel it's an innie.

The belly button collects little balls of fuzz called nerds.

If you poke somone in the belly buttton, they might laugh like the Pillsbury dough boy.

"Look down at your genitals, and then up about 6 inches. Yeah, that's your belly button. "

See belly, birth, anatomy

3.

the navel (very common)

Is you belly button dirty, or is that it's natural color?

4.

The interesting orifice in your belly.

It may stick outwards (an outie) or inwards (an innie).

Useful for catching spoogebut tends also to collect nut butterand lint.

I had to take my tongue out of his belly button, because his treasure trail was tickling my ear.

5.

something that looks WAY sexier without fishing tackle hanging out of it.

something too often adorned with jewelry by Trend Victims.

Did you see Amy's belly button tackle? What a fuckin' trend victim.

See belly button, britney spears, sex, navel, lame ass

6.

A sexy body part on the stomach that is legally considered rape when poked. You can feel it in your testicles/ovaries a little when you poke it.

Rapist: <pokes belly button>

Victim: Ah! Stop raping me!

Rapist: Can you feel it in your balls?

See rape, testicles, ovaries, sexy

7.

The crater left in a person's abdomen after their Umbilical Cord is cut, thereby separating their body from that of their birth-mother.

Neither Adam nor Eve had a belly button.

See kosher meats, pig roast, pork diet, tongues


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