What is Belly Porn?
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Pornographic pictures taken by a guy while he himself is having sex, ergo the guy's belly takes up about 78.5% of the foreground, while a hint of his sex partner is seen in the background.
Considered HOT by the artist and his nerdy 17-to-54-year-old pals.
Considered lame and distasteful by all other grown-ups.
- Hey guys, wanna see my gf giving me head?
- Damn it dude, all I see is your hairy and sweaty belly!
- Look carefully in the corner!
- Oh yeah! Now that's HOT. Is that a he or a she? (Belly porn SUX!)
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