Belmaz

What is Belmaz?


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THE BIGGEST BLUDNUT THE WORLD SHALL EVER KNOW! Her face resembles that of a urine soaked piece of rotting flesh and her feet have the fragrence of a thousand farting obese men with sweaty arse cracks and skidmarked undies. Her arse is round and full of cheesy residue and her fadge looks worse than a half digested lamington!

Oi, Belmaz is a real pig!


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