Beloit

What is Beloit?


1.

greatest city on earth, only haters will speak bad about

man ima check in at beloit, u no c whats happenin, just hope i dont get robbed again--i want my pokemon cards back bytch!!!!

2.

Anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time.

Man1 : Dude did you see the giant Beloit on that chick?

Man 2: Yeah dude I'd tap that.

or

Man1: Dude it smells like Beloit in here.

Man 2 : Yeah you should really light a match next time.

or

Man 1: I got my Beloit all over that girls back.

Man 2: Yeah you really super mand that ho.

See anything, everything, nothing, smells

3.

1) The sound of crap splashing into a river.

2) A very poor, stagnant, small industrial town located centrally between Chicago, Milwaukee, Rockford IL, and Madison WI.

Ever seen green river water... I have, in Beloit. And it smells too.

4.

The city called the ass-crack of Wisconsin. Filled with wannabe-gangs, drugs, violence and all-around idiocy.

"We went to Chicago but drove right around Beloit instead of going through it. I don't feel like replacing any more windows."

See Angelica

5.

The sound a turd makes when it hits the toilet water.

As the transatlantic cable slipped from my rectum and into the water, I distinctly heard the sound "beloit" rise from the toilet bowl.

6.

A liberal arts college with the reputation of having ugly females with massive amounts of bodyhair. A gathering of the most unattractive women from across America.

An adjective, meaning ugly, strange, bizzare, "unique."

God damn it, Beloit!

That girl is so Beloit, I want to vomit.


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