Belt Boner

What is Belt Boner?


1.

Terminology used to describe the state of a boner having been re-adjusted to be concealed underneath the belt. Essential for walking out of class without pole-vaulting yourself into the hallway. Also known as a "stealth boner".

daaamnnn, I thought I had my belt boner in place when I went to give the presentation, but after a few minutes everyone started throwing spitballs at my crotch for some reason and then I came in my pants and everyone hated me

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2.

when a male is wearing a belt,and his pants get pushed up, giving the apperance of a boner, giving the wrong impression to ppl

dude pull ur shirt down, you got a belt boner and tht ugly girl thinks you like her

See belt, boner, pants, guy, girl


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