What is Beluga?
1.
a severely uncool soccer-mom style white mini van, usually driven by a teenage boy.
I can't believe your mom's making you drive her beluga! That car is so lame!
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2.
Beluga is often used to descride someone that is festively plump. It was originally said to confuse someone. This was the ultimate diss.
"Oh My God!! Look at the Beluga Whale. What a Fat Bitch!!"
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3.
Unintentional fart that cannot be suppressed or silenced. Qweef of unmatched greatness in smell as well as in volume. Smell constant in putredness and longevity, lasting up to three minutes in length. Usually leaving a stain or residue on the inner lining of the underwear.
The beluga came out of nowhere I almost shit my pants. I hope Nancy didn't see.
4.
Something kick-ass people smoke out of to get high as a mutha-f***er!
Owned by Bilson, the highest of the high in all he tries.
-Damn, Beluga is hittin good tonite!
-Shit Bilson, i'm lit and beluga is still hittin good!
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5.
A group of noble men whose sole purpose to tell the greatest stories of all time.
Look at those pimp-ass, motherfuckin Knights of Beluga.
