Belvidere

What is Belvidere?


1.

Small, bucolic town. Overpopulated by mullet-wearing rednecks who can't appreciate it's a place in which to grow up, not grow old. Very "Mayberry" in that neighbors know neighbors and whatnot.

Illegal immigrant population high, owing to agricultural interests/industries. Home of Chrysler Corp. UAW membership is high in this strata of Americana. Girls of high-school age are considered skanks/cows/easy.

Boy #1: I met this Belvidere chick.

B#2: Seriously? You get laid?

B#1: Did I say I met a BELVIDERE chick???? HELLOOOO?

See belvidere, illinois, bucolic, mullet, redneck, uaw, chrysler

2.

Belvidere is a crappy town, just outside of slightly less crappy rockford, but Bevlidere doesn't have as high of a crime right, althought, it has as many illegals as it doesn't citizens. There are tons of fake ass LK, and 13, and then some legit gang activity. Overpopulated, growing extremely fast, and still, fuck all to do. Cops are dickheads, and have nothing to do except fuck with kids, and give out traffic violations.

"You're going to Belleville?"

"No, Belvidere."

"Yeah, that's what I said."

"Nevermind"

See rockford, garden, genoa, marengo


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