Random Words:
1.
Diarrhoea that leaves splashes all round the lavatory bowl.
'Looks like a bad case of dazzysplats to me'
(Also abbreviated ..
1.
A twisted, sadistic, banana-eating, cannibal!
Did you hear about that twidistic bananable that escaped the jail last week?
See twisted..
1.
Of all known -olia realm based rings, the farthest from the actual sphincter.
She bleached regularly so her outer shpongolia was barely..