What is Be-mag Messageboard?
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The gayest most homoerotic place ever. If you were to ever even look at it, you would become gayer than a two horned unicorn. Your anus would be wider than the gap between Lawrence Fishburne's teeth, and you would never ever be able to even look at a vagina without projectile vomit, again.
"Have you been on the Be-Mag Messageboard lately?"
"Yeah I was on it yesterday. Then I went and had unprotected sex with random men and cats."
"I know, I was there."
"Fuckin' Be-mag."
"I guess they weren't kidding when they said 'Be-mag, it'll make you fuck strange cats.'"
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Having sex without a condom, i.e. without a "glove" like Kevin Mitchell's bare handed catch of an Ozzie Smith fly ball in..
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Also a county in southeast Texas. Painfully boring. If you want to go ANYWHERE, have enough gas to drive 30 min. to Beaumont.
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