Be-mag Messageboard

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The gayest most homoerotic place ever. If you were to ever even look at it, you would become gayer than a two horned unicorn. Your anus would be wider than the gap between Lawrence Fishburne's teeth, and you would never ever be able to even look at a vagina without projectile vomit, again.

"Have you been on the Be-Mag Messageboard lately?"

"Yeah I was on it yesterday. Then I went and had unprotected sex with random men and cats."

"I know, I was there."

"Fuckin' Be-mag."

"I guess they weren't kidding when they said 'Be-mag, it'll make you fuck strange cats.'"

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