Bemoose

What is Bemoose?


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a bemoose is generally known as a chav turned emo, who may also have gone back to their chav roots at one point, or alternatively, a chav cross emo. bemooses have their own personal language which consists of words such as 'freela' (a bemoose who has suddenely had an overcoming urge to eat tomatoes) or actions, such as the typical 'L' for lovely rather than loser. some famous bemooses are PvP and Ivi, lovers of the bemoose faith and culture

my name is fred. i am a bemoose, and a depressed one at that. my mood is apathetic-its so solid, man!

my favourite bands are my chemical romance, blazin squad, hawthorne heights and three of a kind. my favourite colour is burberry,with red and black accents- it reflects my depressed emoness...INNIT?

See chav, emo, my chemical romance, burberry, tomatoes, depression, weirdos, pimps, frank iero


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