Bemus Edit Meaning

1. Abbreviation for "hard on" (i.e. erect penis) "Damn, looking in this Hustler mag gave me one hell of an H-on!"..

1. To ejaculate and laugh simulatenously. Kevin: Man, I elaughulated so hard to this porn vid last night. Matt: What was it? Kevin: Midg..

1. A Hayden Short is a large cock sucking mammal whose chest is often crapped on initiating a short but aggresive streak in which hayden wi..