Ben Dover Edit Meaning

1.

A common name used in a crank call.

"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."

"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"

"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Hahahahah"

"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."

2.

Ben Dover - a middle/ old aged Gonzo pornographer who looks like the kind of guy you'd get round to tune your sky dish, or alternatively, like the benevolent old codger who used to hang around your schoolgates in an old trenchcoat offering Wherther's originals to schoolkids until outed by the "Sun" newspaper and beaten half to death by a horde of chavs. Also a religious figure in the Turkish village of Turkmenkbabflapparappa, population 2 men, 1 crone, 234 goats and 556,783.5 effigies of Ben Dover in various sexual positions.

Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.

2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".

Hello, my name is Ben.... Ben Dover. You're very naughty.... (forces digit into victim's rectum).

See dover, gonzo, toadstool, kettering, mullet

3.

The actor/director of fine gonzo style pornography orginating from the UK. Ben charms real housewives to appear in his video and have their bottoms shagged.

"Ben Dover for Ben Dover"

See Ben Dover

4.

the best fake name ever.

Hi, Im Dr. Ben Dover, I'll be conducting your examination today.

See ben, dover, alias, butt party

5.

common noun. (believe me there are a million of 'em) an unfamous rapper/gangsta who will probably die trying to get rich or stabn' 50cent

What kind of parents would name their child Ben Dover? So sad.

See ben dover, phillip

6.

the peak of all godlyness and sexyness, even pertaining to pimpness and/or 1337ness.

"that guy is such fucking Ben"

See Ben

7.

now, you gotta be fucking kidding me...

I saw Ben Dover fucking some dude at the cemetery the other day, I guess he's a fag.

See mirko