Ben Franklin Edit Meaning

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THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.

Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.

See kite, electricity, skeleton key, philadelphia, founding fathers, period, rag, tampon, string

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ben franklin was the renowned american inventor patriot printer etc...and also a lover of the ladies. any lady.

hence, the term 'ben franklin'. it can be used in lieu of i'd hit that, and also in exchange for bullshit- but only in context of sexuality - ben franklin means 'you'd fuck anything' in this instance.

p1-"ooh i'd hit that, ben franklin"

p2-"not me her knees are too sharp"

p1-"whatever man, ben franklin"

See bullshit, sexuality, promiscuity, philadelphia

3.

While engaged in a sexual act, cut off the top of your girlfriends hair so she has a Ben Franklin-like haircut. Then Ejaculate on the baldspot u just made and put the hair back on. You my friend, have just done the only Ben Frnaklin

Shirley: Hey, Jerry Ben Franklind me last night

Bill: Oh my god, Gross!

See ben, franklin, sex, haircut, barber, gross

4.

(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.

We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.

See Thor

5.

Anal penetration. B.F. (or buttfuck) --> Benjamin Franklin

That kid Ben Franklins his pet rabbit all day, what a fairy.

See anal sex, butt fuck, bf, bunny

6.

1) To remove your penis from a partners vagina as you are about to sexplode, and then insert it into her tooter and kindly blow your load there.

2) Tie yo bitch to a kite wif a key on it and send her out into an electrical storm fo' whateva reason you gots.

1)Dude, I totally Ben Franklin'd my girlfriend last night. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!

2)Yo, mah bitch pissed me off after some violent sex, so I Ben Franklin'd her ass. She dead. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!

See sex, kite, key, electricity, wow

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THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.

Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.

See sex, founding fathers, philadelphia, key, kite, string, electricity, balloon, rag, period, minstrel show, pussy, ass