Ben Gordon

What is Ben Gordon?


1.

Starting shooting guard for the Chicago Bulls. An excellent shooter with some very nice finishing abilities. A scoring machine when he's on, and pretty clutch too. Prone to careless turnovers and silly fouls. Sometimes, because of his lack of height, has problems defending and rebounding.

"Keep Ben Gordon in mind..."

"Ben Gordon's got that feeling..."

-Johnny "Red" Kerr

See kirk hinrich, chris duhon

2.

A selfish but good-when-he's-on basketball player on the Chicago Bulls. He sometimes does really good, but its hard not to be the leading scorer when you take 99% of the shots.

person 1: wow, ben gordon is doing really good!

person 2: not really

person 1: why not?! he has 26 points in the fourth quarter alone!!

person 2: yeah, but the bulls are losing 26-103, cuz he dont pass to nobody and he shot airballs for the first three quarters

See selfish, ball hog, airball, kirk hinrich


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