Ben Jonson

What is Ben Jonson?


1.

The undisputed badass of the Renaissance. Attracted to prison like Oprah to ham. Before he and Inigo Jones perfected the court masque, Ben Jonson pissed King James off by cracking Scottish jokes in his plays. He Once escaped a death sentance by discovering an ancient loophole in English law, meant to protect literate members of society (aka: clergymen). The original Chewbacka defence.

That guy on the motorcycle is hot, but he's no Ben Jonson!

See badass, bamf, renaissance, sexy beast, poet, motherfucker, gangsta, h-core


16

Random Words:

1. Two interjections combined to express dissatisfaction or boredom. Ugh + blah Often used to describe emotions at 3am. "I don&apos..
1. noun; Unitanned(adj).(yoon-i-tän). To have a full body tan without any tan lines usually achieved by hours upon hours in a tanning booth..
1. A person who knows everything and defines the word perfect. "Do you know who I am?"..