What is Ben Wanklin?
A typically lone and desperate man ties a kite to his metal wristband and proceeds to wank during a thunderstorm. The desired effect is for lightning to strike the kite and be transferred through his hand into the rod which he is furiously wanking.
High School Douche: Dude did you hear about Mark? He tried the Ben Wanklin and got struck by lightning and died!
High School Douche 2: Well did he say it felt really good before he died? I kinda wanna try it, my girlfriend hasn't been putting out lately.