What is Ben Wanklin?
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A typically lone and desperate man ties a kite to his metal wristband and proceeds to wank during a thunderstorm. The desired effect is for lightning to strike the kite and be transferred through his hand into the rod which he is furiously wanking.
High School Douche: Dude did you hear about Mark? He tried the Ben Wanklin and got struck by lightning and died!
High School Douche 2: Well did he say it felt really good before he died? I kinda wanna try it, my girlfriend hasn't been putting out lately.
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Random Words:
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To be all up upon him.
Next thing ya know she’s in the pool, wet, talkin’ dirty and all up on him...
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Latin phrase meaning: Don't let the bastards grind you down
Mike - My girlfriend just cheated on me which makes me mad.
Bill - Ju..
