Ben Wanklin

What is Ben Wanklin?


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A typically lone and desperate man ties a kite to his metal wristband and proceeds to wank during a thunderstorm. The desired effect is for lightning to strike the kite and be transferred through his hand into the rod which he is furiously wanking.

High School Douche: Dude did you hear about Mark? He tried the Ben Wanklin and got struck by lightning and died!

High School Douche 2: Well did he say it felt really good before he died? I kinda wanna try it, my girlfriend hasn't been putting out lately.

See wank, ben, franklin, lightning


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