Ben Wood

What is Ben Wood?

A young, special man with god given ability to develop absolute 'tekkers' with any ball-shaped object.

Also, the only known human who can physically smell pussy, some reports suggest up to distances or 47 miles away.

'...Ben Wood, stop with the tekkers, and sniff over by the park- i think there's some poonani'

See wood, woodland, woodhouse

Buridan's Ass Phenomenon

1. the phenomenon whereby you wish to do so many constructive things but end up not doing any of them since you can't seem to decide o..

Quoing

1. The action of moving with corded electrical equipment, such as power drills, in such a way that your cables do not become tangled, thus ..

Negerboll

1. The vulgar word for a afroamericanpersons left ball. Not the right. may also be a chocolateball. Suck my negerboll. mmm THAAT SI teh..

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