Ben Wood

What is Ben Wood?


A young, special man with god given ability to develop absolute 'tekkers' with any ball-shaped object.

Also, the only known human who can physically smell pussy, some reports suggest up to distances or 47 miles away.

'...Ben Wood, stop with the tekkers, and sniff over by the park- i think there's some poonani'

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