Bench Hog

What is Bench Hog?

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.

"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

See bench, hog, lazy, pig, chav, making out

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