Bench Hog

What is Bench Hog?


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Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.

"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

See bench, hog, lazy, pig, chav, making out


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