What is Bench Hog?
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Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
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When you're fucking a chick doggy style, she's hanging her head over the toilet either, dry heaving or upchucking (vomiting).
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noun; person that gets in your way while skiing or snowboarding.
I had a good run going until that intersloper cut me off...
