Bench Monkey

What is Bench Monkey?

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

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Paletas

1. Spanish for popsicles. Frozen fruit bars (water or milk base) on a stick. Usually sold by street vendors ala ice cream man. mami, gimm..

Arooba

1. 1)Gorgous in every way possible 2)Having a big butt 3)Has stunning eyes O my god, look at her she is so arooba. See pretty, bootyful..

Textroversy

1. An argument or heated discussion in which takes place between two or more people via text message. Person 1: omg I'm so sick of ur..

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