Bench Porn

What is Bench Porn?

1.

The act of benches getting "in the mood"...then something magical happens

Your splinters are giving me splinters...and it feels oh so goooooooood....for bench porn

See sex, bench, porn, funny, laughter, crazy

0

Random Words:

Zhijun

1. Zhijun means having girlfriends over for a great party and some great gossip. I love zhijuns as they keep my spirits high. See zhijun,..

Shizizzler

1. Urban izzle-slang for Sizzler, a popular chain of discount steakhouses. I hear the Shizizzler has a special on mouth-watering, fall-off..

Zygomorphic

1. A word you looked up because you saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon of the two playing Scrabble. Zygomorphic? What the hell does tha..