What is Bench Warmer?
1.
One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".
"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"
"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."
2.
The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".
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3.
The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.
This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".
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4.
hasnt gone to 1st 2nd or third base in their life...hasnt gone out with anyone
woah that chiks a bench warmer!
