Benchmasta

What is Benchmasta?


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Someone that is so terrible at a sport that he sits on the bench while everyone else plays. Similar to a Bench Warmer, but worse.

Damnit Benchmaster, you suck so much, go sit on the bench man. And damnit man, we know it's raining!


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