What is Benchtard?
1.
A person seen as so
Jim: George W. Bush is the best President the USA has ever had. He's a great public speaker too.
Bob: Jim, you are such a benchtard it astonishes me.
Jim: What did I say?
Bob: Exactly.
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1.
One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.
Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.
See Mulciber..