Bend Over And I'll Show Ya

What is Bend Over And I'll Show Ya?

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The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?

Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?

Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

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