What is Bender Bending Rodrieguez?


1.

Bender Is Our Robot Lord.

BENDER IS MADE OF:

An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity

20%Zinc

40%Titanium

40% Dolomite

BENDER SAYS:

"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

BENDER SAYS:

"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.

BENDER SAYS:

"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Amen.

FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?

BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!

2.

A robot from futurama, second funniest character on the show.

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: Shut up Zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! The robots flex their robot muscles. Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Tinny Tim: What's that sir?

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!

Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! He raises his crutch. Bravo!

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