Bending A Biscuit

What is Bending A Biscuit?

To take a long shit that coils in the toilet like a french crossaint.

I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.

See dump, brown trout, crap

Douchehog

1. The gelled-up spiky hairstyle worn by douchebags who think it will make women want them. Named as a portmanteau of "douchebag"..

Ole' Miss

1. A college that you go to if you want to gradutate. Ole' Miss held gradutation last Saturday. See rebels, college, university..

V Zone

1. A woman's vagina and the area around it. Man A: What's your favourite part on a woman? Man B: Her V zone. See vagina, woman..

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