Bending A Biscuit

What is Bending A Biscuit?

To take a long shit that coils in the toilet like a french crossaint.

I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.

See dump, brown trout, crap

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