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You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee..
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A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus..
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when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.
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