What is Benedictine?
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Benedictine High School is an all male military school set in the City of Richmond near Carytown. Benedictine by far sets the standard for high school behavior and partying in the Richmond area. Benedictine accepts students of all racial, ethnic, family, and economic backgrounds, and being accepted into this school does not rely on how rich your daddy is or if you fit the "mold", unlike you St Christopher's faggots. The school building is less of an institution of higher learning than it is a frat house, a fact which other schools despise it for due to pure envy. Cadets regularly skip out of class to cruise the city to enjoy an herbal refreshment and food from the Eatery,Carytown Burgers and Fries, or McDonald's, with very few ever being caught or even noticed by the faculty or administration. While the Cadets are surrounded by males all day, they are given the distinct privilege of riding by St. Gertrude every morning before school and every afternoon after classes end (try and top seeing hott Catholic school girls in Catholic school uniforms you collar popping St Chris faggots). As one of my fellow Cadets pointed out previously, no one can resist in a man in uniform, including the girls of St Gertrude, Trinity Episcopal, and various public schools (we do not stoop ourselves to the elitist, racist, and overall deplorable snobby attitudes exuded by the likes of St. Catherine's bitches or Collegiate prisses). The Cadets are the most unified students in the entire Richmond area and stay that way long after their graduation. They are also well known for loudly supporting the football team, but esp. the basketball team, which has not lost to an area private school in over 5 years (hey Collegiate--remember the 2004 game at your place where we completely took over your gym? Yeah, that's right). The cheers which the Cadets have come to invent over the past 94 years have been copied by all other area schools and envied by all. Overall, Benedictine is the best place for a teenage boy to spend four years learning (somewhat), make best friends for life, see some great sports (football will rise again, just you watch), see hott Catholic girls in uniforms EVERY DAY, and have an experience unlike any other in the Richmond area.
I went to the river (Oosh ash!)
To see what I could see (OOsh ash!)
I saw a little Saint (or Cougar or Titan as well) (Oosh ash!)
Tried to shit on me (OOsh ash!)
So I hit 'em with my helmet (Oosh ash!)
And he fell to his knees (Oosh ash!)
I said "Hey Little Saint, (Oosh ash!)
You don't wanna fuck with me (Oosh ash!)
Cause I'm a big bad Cadet (oosh ash!)
And I don't take no stuff (oosh ash!)
And if ya come around the corner (oosh ash)
Ima fuck you up!" (oosh ash!"
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A private school where men from all around the Richmond area can come and celebrate being boys for another four years before they hopefully matriculate into a college/university where both genders attend except maybe HSC. Benedictine High School is a place where their students learn about the military and other standard subjects in a less than strict environment. As far as entertainment goes, the students and their provided partners in crime (the gertie girls down the street) come up with their own fun. Often hated by other males, they tend to fight when conflict arises especially in the party setting where alcohol is present. But in the end graduate as fine lovable gentlemen, and lets just be honest here... EVERYONE loves a man in uniform.
we are CADETS for life
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We are the shit. We party harder and longer than any other school. We are an all boys school, but we pull more pussy than any other school. St. Chris sucks. we will always be better than them along with any other all guy school. We can beat anyones ass that tries to step to us. We are not in the VIP because we arent fucking queers. Anybody that has gone to benedictine is a cadet for life and will bleed green til the day they die....We are the best thing that could happen to the city of richmond
st. chris kid #1: those BHS kids are pretty cool
st. chris kid #2: yea i no i wish we could be as cool as them
st. chris kid #1: yea but we cant because we are extremely gay
st. chris kid #2: how are we even having this convo with all this nut on our face
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This school takes it in the ass like a European prostitute. Most of the boys (not men, boys) at this "school" are juvenile delinquents who couldn't cut it at their respective public schools. They endlessly put down St. Christopher's because in their wildest dreams they wish they could be Saints and have all the wealth, prestige, and social standing that goes along with being a St. Christopher's alumni. They talk about how sissy the MEN at St. Christopher's are, and yet STC has kicked their ass in football in back-to-back years. Eventually, these Cadets will matriculate to a community college where they can acquire the skills necessary to work for a Saint one day.
Cadet 1: Look at that Saint, man I wish I could be like him.
Cadet 2: Yeah, if we weren't such screw ups maybe we could have gone to STC.
