Benefit Fraud

What is Benefit Fraud?


1.

Benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. This includes people who are:

* not reporting they are living together as man and wife

* not reporting income or capital

* not reporting when they are living abroad

* providing a false address

* not reporting other benefits or sources of income

Tax Collecter - Its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? Are you employed?

Guy - Errr... No and I'm not commiting Benefit fraud either.

2.

What niggers do when they need to purchase objects.

Nigger: I be needsin me some shoes, nigga.

Nigger 2: Do some benefit fraud.

Nigger 1: Fuck yeah, biatch!

*they come peeling out of Foot Locker 20 minutes later in their government issued Ferrari Enzo with 40 pairs of Air Jordans*

See nigger, benefit, ebt, biatch


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