Bengay

What is Bengay?


1.

The "Greaseless Muscle & Joint Pain Relief Cream". Bengay was brought to North America from France in 1898 and continues to relieve pain for millions of sufferers more than 100 years later.

Developed in the late 1800's by Dr Bengue, a French pharmacist, BENGAY (analgesic rub) is a medicated cream that reduces muscle and joint pain. The BENGAY family of analgesic rubs offers quick and effective relief to anyone suffering from muscle ache, joint or minor arthritis pain.

Product Description

Warm penetrating relief of arthritis and joint pain

Bengay Arthritis Extra Strength is specially formulated to penetrate deep down to provide long lasting and effective relief of minor arthritis, joint and muscle pain

Non-greasy, non-staining formula.

Available formulas:

Bengay* Ice Extra Strength, Bengay* Original, Bengay* Muscle Pain No Odour, Bengay* Muscle Pain Ultra Strength.

Friend 1: Dude I've got such a friggin back ache from bangin your sister last night.

Friend 2: Really? Remove your shirt and let me apply BenGay's warm and penetrating cream on your back.

Friend 1: Euew dude! You fuckin' homo!

Friend 2 (scoffing): I just wanted to massage some cream on your back.

See the, pain, cream

2.

A popular muscle & joint pain relief cream.

More importantly, something never to be applied on one's testicles. Ever.

'So, did you hear about Pete doing that dare with the Bengay?'

'Yeah, who would have guessed? I heard the doctors had to use two different ointments to stop the burning and then wrap up his balls. Poor bastard.'

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3.

A non-greasy pain relieving cream. For minor arthritis, backache, muscle & joint pain

Urban Dictionary, have you ever covered your balls with bengay? feels fucking great.

- that's what i hear. I dont have any though ):

- you lied to me!

- FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

- OH GOD MAH BALLS!

See bengay, oh, god, mah, balls

4.

Someone who used to be gay.

That guy's a bengay, I heard he used to take it in the ass! Now he likes chicks, wtf?

See hasbeen, gay, bisexual, swinger

5.

small kid that likes heavy music, tight pants, and uses big words to confuse people.

Those dang bengays are off to the metal shows again. aww geesh!

See spencer, ben, non-dairy creamer


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