Benhodsonloveswill

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Ben Hodson the gumby

Ben Hodson is some little poor gumby fag that lives up the road, he's quite gumby, he has a UGLY MOLE mail order girlfriend, who must be blind to go out with a fucking gumby like ben. Ben's so poor that he has his sister(also an ugly mole)'s 2 year old phone, that is fucked, he has 2 poorbie guitars, a poor ass amp,one guitar was given to him, the poor little gumby, he also likes men and enjoys shaving his legs.

"omfg ben's gf is mail order!"

"omg, ben's such a fucking gumby, look how poor his guitar's are, the gumby!""ha ha there's ben the fucking gumby in his flannalette shirt, what a gumby!""ben is so poor" and ben you little fag, i'm still gonna maim homoyou."omg, ben so likes will and darren, he wants them bad!"


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