What is Benicus?
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A person that only lives on the road in his car. In most cases he cooks chickens for a living and hates stores that sell merchandise in bulk. He is rarely sought out because upon spotting strangers he will pull a sledge hammer out of his trunk and "bust some skulls". He is also known for curb stomping, screaming obscenities, and lighting his few friends on fire. When asked about this he always seems to reply "shit happens".
Man 1: Why didn't you go to the movies?
Man 2: Benicus was there and he was ready to bust some skulls.
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A more upper class and far supperior version of the saying its all gravy. See I'll pop a cap in your mastercard for more infomation..
