Benigger

What is Benigger?


1.

Verb: for 'God' to allegedly 'curse' a Caucasian person by turning their skin black (1) as punishment for their disinterest in him ('God').

As demonstrated in the following passage from The Book of Mormon:

"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them." (2 Nephi 5:21, emphasis added)"

1: "black" refers to the skin tone of Native Americans, rather than the skin tone of Africans/African Americans.

Husband: And yea, God did like totally benigger those Native Americans for not listening to him.

Wife: So becauseth we're white, we beith alright?

Wife 4: Totally-eth - racism doesn't kill people's souls and disrespect them as human beings at all!

Husband: Silence! A woman will only speak when spoken to Wife 4! Don't make me do to you what I did to Wife 6!


57

Random Words:

1. Verb;The act of someone zitting you. You wake up one night and someones poking your head,you think there playing...but there Zitify ing..
1. 1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to. ie.The "..
1. A silvery liquid substance that can destroy or transform you, depending on your destiny. A group of villagers exposed themselves to ene..
Book Banner