Benish

What is Benish?


1.

Being "benned" is when someone is totally f**ked and unable to conrol themself. either being a mix of Drink, Grass, Pills. you are said to be "BENISH"

" Lets ditch Ben hes total "benish" "

Oh ya f***r I feel benned "

See ben, benish, drunk, pilled, dead

2.

Small man creature with troll like hair, smelly feet and grey/blue eyes. Will often wear green waistcoats, carry pocket watches and wander arond forests - collecting feathers and singing loudly.

"What a benish he was! wandering the forest!"

"He's got enough feathers to be a benish!"

"hmm...he looks like a benish, but he'll do!"

3.

1) Nicknames given to children of those who's names start with Ben...

2) Small leprechaun/hobbit creature that exists to give bizzare advice. Has stubby fingers and toes, often needs a hair cut and seeks to live in hobbit hole in ireland or middle earth.

3) Form of sticky slime related to the spoof film Bentrix

1) "Hey Benish...are you coming to the cinema with us?"

2) "omg....you're so like a Benjaminimum....god, i wish you just leave your benish behaviour at home"

"Hey! it's benish! hello benish....welcome to another boring science lesson benish!"

3) "What's along the walls and ceiling?" - "that my friend, is Benish, a sticky slime that will turn you into a statue if you yell at it"


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